All Confessions

Today I saw a cat trying to catch its own tail and I laughed so hard I cried. Sometimes the simplest things bring the most joy.

I just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone while I was talking on it. My friend had to point it out to me. I think I need more sleep.

I tried to make cookies today and they turned out like charcoal. My smoke alarm went off and my neighbors came to check if I was okay. I'm clearly not a baker.

I walked into a glass door today because I thought it was open. The security guard was trying so hard not to laugh. I'm okay, just my pride is hurt.

My dog just brought me a stick thinking it was a gift. I pretended to be excited and now he brings me a stick every day. I have a collection of 47 sticks now.